They Knew Too Many Jokes. Fanny Stories

Глава 1Vlad TomskyThey Knew Too Many JokesFanny Stories«They Knew Too Many Jokes» The most famous popular book in the world. Translated into 20+ languages, with over 5 million readers worldwide. Enjoy the read!«They Knew Too Many Jokes» is exactly what happens when an average guy stumbles into a million bucks and suddenly becomes everyone’s best friend, financial advisor, and long-lost cousin from Texas. This sharp and witty collection of stories is for anyone who suspects that money doesn’t solve problems — it just gives you much funnier ones.© Vlad Tomsky, 2020About Her KneesTwo serious-looking men and a blonde named Mary are sitting in the same train compartment. Mary acts like she’s feeling hot and slowly takes off her little sweater. Zero reaction.She keeps trying to get the men’s attention — unbuttons the top button of her blouse. Silence.So she decides to go all in, slowly hiking…