Dinosaur Archaeologist’s Journal. Дневник археолога Юрского периода

Глава 1Dinosaur Archaeologist’s JournalHave you ever fed a baby Tyrannosaurus from your hand? I don’t mean when it’s chomping down on your wrist while you scream in pain and horror—no, I’m talking about offering it something like sprats or canned meat in tomato sauce. The rough, cat-like tongue gently laps up the remaining meat, and you’re feeling all warm inside, like a puppy. No? Then maybe you've touched a dinosaur egg? Heard the gentle crack of the shell, only to be met with the deafening scream of a caring prehistoric mother? Still no? Well then... Have you ever run through a fern-covered forest, leaves whipping past your face if you’re not quick enough with your machete? Felt the ground trembling beneath your frantic footsteps as a scared, frantic triceratops mother searches for a hiding place… Your cotton shirt soaked through with sweat, tears of exhaustion streaming down yo…